The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 2

Watch The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 2 Online - Those who like to snark about Loser‘s repetitive formula should know that some pretty significant changes occurred during the show’s three-week off-season. First there was the departure of tennis star Anna Kournikova, who spent most of her first (and only) season getting yelled at by a 65-year-old grandmother. Then the remaining trainers, Harper and Dolvett Quince, decided that they weren’t going to take any excuses. Seriously: none. Quince almost popped a blood vessel when members of his red team asked for water and bathroom breaks mid-workout, and Harper accused a young woman of lying when she went to puke in a bucket. Classic excuses! (If you’re bothered by the idea of hearing “NO EXCUSES” and “What’s your excuse?” approximately 15 times an episode for four solid months, then I suggest you quit now. This show is big on its themes. See: any episode from the ‘Pay It Forward’ season.)

But the biggest change this season is actually pretty sinister: For the very first time, Loser will pit brother vs. brother, mother vs. daughter, and husband vs. wife in its sadistic version of the hunger games, as the duos who arrived together in solidarity will now be forced to compete as foes on opposite teams. It was pretty cruel and also probably hilarious that they didn’t tell them this until they were midway through their workouts, but hey, that’s just Loser’s style. Watch The Biggest Loser Season 13 Episode 2 Online Megavideo

Another cruel Loser twist sent the brother-and-sister aqua team home before they were even able to enter the Ranch’s pearly gates, because it’s not like morbidly obese people have anything else to be embarrassed about. After losing the inaugural relay race, the duo took their loss in (painfully slow) stride after host Alison Sweeney said they’d have a chance to earn back their spots in a month if they could collectively lose 50 lbs. Goodbye aqua team, we hardly knew ye.